Have you ever had the misfortune of working in a cube all day long? Most of the time, it's not too bad--you can banter with your neighber, get the latest scoop on yada yada's love life, and divulge into other interesting shenanigans. But a lot of the times it's awful. Especially when you have a cubemate(s) that's on the phone ALL DAY.
What has this to do with Halloween and/or Costumes? Aha, dear reader (because I know only one person has ever read this blog), it has EVERYTHING to do with costumes and Halloween! I want to be a fighter pilot--but not just any flying daughter of a gun, but the cool, the dead, Red Baron. Also, I have a red scarf and Amelia Earhart doesn't wear one. Look out, Snoopy!
"When Are We Going to Deploy.....?" is the catchphrase I tend to hear from this neighbor at least 10, maybe 11 times a day if I'm lucky. I'm not sure what he's deploying (I work in a publishing house), but I like to imagine those scenes from old newsreels during the War (World, that is). It makes me think that this guy asking about deploying XX is a cool, flying ace.